laugh out loud lol

I got a few jokes fr reader digest, wanna share here ^^

Ringing a friend, I heard the following message on her answering machine:
"Hi. I'm probably home. I'm jus avoiding someone I don't like. Leave a message and if I don't phone back, it's you."

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I was sprawled on the living-room couch watching my favourite celebrity chef show when my husband walked in.
"Why do you watch those food shows? he asked. "You don't even cook."
Glaring back at him, I asked, "Then why do you watch football?"

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Babysitting three-year-old Katrina, I asked her if she had any cats, dogs or rabbits at home.
"No," she replied, "but I have a fish in the freezer."

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I'm a receptionish at a medical centre & was told by a woman that her son had an appointment.
"Which doctor?" I asked, where upon the little boy looked aghast & gasped.
"Mummy, I don't want to see a witch doctor! Let's go home."

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When he received a bound diary as a gift, my eight-year-old son was mystified.
"Mum, what am I supposed to do with this? The pages are blank."
"You write down interesting stuff that happens to you," I said.
"So it's like a blog... on paper."

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The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can't afford to keep a yes-man. (which in tis sad case, is me)