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Wharton: Could I book a table for two at one o'clock please?
Waiter: Yes. What is ur name please?
Wharton: Mr Wharton.
Waiter: Mr Slought-tron?
Wharton: No, no. Wharton. W.H.A.R.T.O.N.
Waiter: OK... Mr Slingpon.
Wharton: No. W...H...A...R...T...O...N.
Waiter: Yes Mr Trorfron.
(Pause)
Wharton: Smith. Smith will do.
Waiter: OK. Mr Smith, see you at one o'clock.

(Cite: The West Australian Newspaper)

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Below 2 jokes happen as we (my landlady, landlord, housemate n myself) having dinner tonight.

landlady (A)
landlord (D)
housemate (F)
myself (Y)

landlady: F, Y, we will be away for two weeks in the coming early Sept.
housemate and I: (nod) ok ^^
landlady: Then D(landlord) wil b away for another 1 week in the end of Sept... (happy sigh) Finally there come a REST for three of us! ^^

(silent)

housemate, me and my landlady: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA....

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housemate: Last night I went to watch Coco Chanel(movie) in Windsor Cinema.
landlady: what wind surf??
housemate: Windsor cinema in nedland.
landlady: o, Windsor cinema.
housemate: ya =)
landlady: We used to watch movie at that place when we are children ^^.
housemate: ya that cinema is quite old.
landlady: mmm... Is not tat OLD, isnt it?!!!
myself thinking (opps!!!) n housemate n I looked to each other, hahhahahahahahahha.
me: not tat old.
housemate: ya tat building is not old.

hahahhahahahhahahah (I add it for you in case you r not laughing)...